Real Dream Dictionary
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
| Traditional Meaning | Real Meaning | ||
| Abduction | Dreaming about an abduction is a precursor to achieving your goals against vast opposition. | Dreaming about abduction really mans that you want out of your current location, job, or relationship. If it is an alien abduction, that means you can only be satisfied by being anally probed. For those that fear anal probing, Grant Miller advises that you probe your own anus. Aliens are less likely to anally probe an anus already under observation. | |
| Abscond | Dreaming about absconding represents possible deceit and fraud from co-workers. | Dreaming about absconding really means that someone is in your home absconding with your TV. Waking up and grabbing your gun maybe a wise move. | |
| Absorb | Dreaming about being absorbed is a metaphor for your ability to integrate and adapt to your various surrounding. | Dreaming about being absorbed really means that you have to pee and your mattress and your pajamas are about to absorb it. | |
| Acid | Dreaming about acid (drinking), means that you are emotionally paralyzed and need to learn how to express your feelings. | Dreaming about drinking acid really means you fear being late for school. | |
| Acorn | Dreaming about acorns signifies that you will enjoy success and have an easy and pleasurable life. | Dreaming about acorns really means that there is a squirrel outside your bedroom window stealing acorns from your sacred acorn tree. | |
| April | A dream about April is a good omen. To dream about April means that good fortune or profits are in the near future. | The real meaning of a dream about April is April’s Fools Day or All Fool’s Day. You conscience is warning you that trickery fills the air as others try to ruin your plans. Beware! | |
| Bacon | Dreaming about Bacon symbolizes essential items in life. Food, shelter, and earning a living. | Dreaming about Bacon really means that you are in to fat chicks or have a barnyard fetish. It is also possible that someone in your house is cooking bacon and you are craving a club sandwich. | |
| Badger | Dreaming about a Badger means that through persistence and struggle you will achieve victory over your enemies. Victory is close, so do not lose faith. Your current course of action will prevail. | Dreaming about a Badger really means that you or someone in your life is a total biatch. You are in a toxic relationship and need to flee before you mauled. If the Badger is attacking your genitals in the dream. Your wife/girlfriend is the total biatch that is represented by the Badger. When you wake up, pack your things and freaking move before it is too late! | |
| Bamboo | Bamboo in a dream represents the strength and flexibleness of you or the person associated with the bamboo. You can overcome obstacles and sad events in your life and build strong bonds. If the bamboo breaks or is rotted, it represents the loss of trust ability to depend on yourself or another person. | The real meaning of a dream about bamboo is that your close friends have formed a cabal against you! The strength and fast growth rate of bamboo will be used against you. Your enemies will plant bamboo in your bed and it will grow through the night and impale you. Trust no one. | |
| Bathtub | The meaning of a dream about a bathtub is that you are seeking to relax and escape your problems. You are trying to escape your problems rather than deal with them directly. You must face your problems. However if a person is drowning or has drowned in a bathtub, then you are moving too fast. You must slow down so you do not become overwhelmed. | The real meaning of a dream about a bathtub is that your body is craving the joy and satisfaction of making your own bathtub moonshine. Mmmmm the sweet smell of bathtub gin. Go out and build a still and get the mash going, your happiness depends on it. | |
| Bathtub Filling With Water | A dream about the bathtub filling with water and you cannot move means that you feel burdened with a non-stop stream of small tasks. Try to delegate tasks to others. | A dream about being unable to move while a bathtub is filling with water is that you have some serious stench. Sit and soak all your stinky parts for a bit, we all will appreciate it. | |
| Breasts | Dreaming about breasts represents nourishment and your need to be nursed and care for or motherhood. | Dreaming about breasts really means that you either saw a nice pair of boobies earlier in the day. If this is not the case then it really means you need to wake your sorry self up and head down to the local nudie bar pronto. |
